May 2013
9 tags
davethebarbarian:
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
thidisolve:
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
maybe-your-lady:
mrg-sroom:
I think it would interest you to know that this guy
Is also this guy
And also does the voice of this guy
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Whiney emo kid moment..
So, I should be used to being alone by now, but it still kinda hurts not even being invited into outings with friends. Especially making plans right in front of me.. the thing is, the only reason I’m here now is because they couldn’t start a fire on their own.
twisted-sapi0sexual:
taytits:
fuckyeahsexeducation:
If I were to make t-shirts that said “Save people, not boobies”, with proceeds going to breast cancer organizations (that aren’t the Susan G. Komen foundation or any other organizations with similar practices) would people buy them?
yes
hell fucking yeah. we need some decent breast cancer awareness stuff that isn’t objectifying as shit
bandoms-and-fandoms:
doctorspockspaceman:
oomshi:
314eater:
hitlersbreastmilk:
boys?
girls?
*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??
*scooby doo voice* raggy?
*Donkey’s voice* Donkey?
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
Watchshallowplay:
luucydang:
baboushkat:
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
OOMMGGHhhhhhhggggggCRRUINMGGGGghh
I’ve never seen anyone get it that good.
gerard-gay:
i haTE it when people are like
awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333
guys who are sweet with old people <33333333
guys who respect their mothers <333333
guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333
the internet is so convenient
what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
10 tags
Is it weird..
That every night before I go to be my dog gets under the covers with me and licks my legs for like 5 minutes? Nothing like creepy beastiality type of stuff, just like my calves and my knees mostly..
11 tags
Alright, time for a mini rant.
So, two of my friends are dating and they invited me and my boyfriend out to the bar to see them tonight. It was three dollars to get in considering I was under 21, which I was fine with if we were all going to be hanging out together and having fun. As you may have already guessed, that did not occur.
I spent 2 hours sitting in a cramped corner watching my friend (let’s call him Jacob) and...
